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Post by Artemis Saggezza on Apr 9, 2007 15:38:06 GMT -5
((yay hookups! hehe  )) "I'll have to remember never to argue with you, then. I have a feeling you never lose.""I haven't yet. Its not a smart idea to argue with me. I once managed to convince one of the dumb blondes, that courdoroy came from courdoroy mice, and whenever she wore cord jeans, she'd murdered a million mice, just for that one pair of jeans. She still doesn't wear cords...." artemis laughed at the though... "And I didn't even need to eat anything poisonous!"SHe smiled, glad he wasnt' going to bite her head off (no pun intended). She liked him, a lot, but with her, thats really nothng new. She never just sticks with one guy. Don't get me wrong, she's not a slut or anything, she just doesnt' want to be tied down. Period. "No....would you look at that? A kiss, and no poisonous apples around. Aren't you impressive?" "When or if I ever think I'll really hurt myself.. then I'll find a way to stop. But until then.." "But until then, just do what you have to. Its not a big deal, unless you get really hurt from it, its just a coping mechanism. Everyone deals a different way."She smiled, and kissed his cheek, then sat back. *Oh shit, maybe he's one of those one girl, one guy type people. Oh, that would suck.* She inwardly cursed herself...*Well, no better time than the present to find out...* "Uhm...I dont' know if you're going to be okay with this, but I dont' do the whole 'relationship' thing. I dont' like being tied down. it seems to bother most people......" she said quietly, hoping it wouldnt'bother him. |
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Post by calypsoARION on Apr 9, 2007 15:47:41 GMT -5
Calypso laughed. "And, see, the sad part is that could have just as easily been me you'd convince." He nodded. "I can be quite gullible.. and easily confused.. And I'm not even blonde! ...Imagine how much more clueless I'd be if I was." Scary thought, he'd decided. "But besides that, I'd look funny with light hair." He laughed. "Yes, I feel very talented now. Because the original Snow White had to become a slave for some short bearded guys, be stalked by a creepy old lady, and die before getting kissed. See, I get to skip over all the bad stuff and get right to the good part." He laughed.
He nodded, to what she'd said. Exactly... a coping mechanism was no big deal. So he always hated when people acted as if it was. He was surprised, though, to hear what she had to say next. "Seriously?" he asked, looking at her. He laughed. "I don't do relationships, either. But that generally scares the girls off. I've met very few who don't want actual relationships, and commitment, and all that."
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Post by Artemis Saggezza on Apr 9, 2007 16:15:46 GMT -5
"And, see, the sad part is that could have just as easily been me you'd convince." ..."I can be quite gullible.. and easily confused.. And I'm not even blonde! ...Imagine how much more clueless I'd be if I was."
Artemis smiled "Hey look, gullible's written on the celing." she paused, to see if he'd look up, he'd gotten a lot of people with that
"But besides that, I'd look funny with light hair."
"Yeah, you would. But you think I would too, but I used to be bloned. I know, amazing isnt it?" she reached in her pocket, and pulled out a picture. "See? I was blonde for a while..."
"Yes, I feel very talented now. Because the original Snow White had to become a slave for some short bearded guys, be stalked by a creepy old lady, and die before getting kissed. See, I get to skip over all the bad stuff and get right to the good part."
She smiled, and laughed lightly.
"Seriously?" ... "I don't do relationships, either. But that generally scares the girls off. I've met very few who don't want actual relationships, and commitment, and all that."
She smiled, relieved. She was so happy, that he didnt' do relationships either.
"You have no idea how happy that makes me. I don't do commitment, unless its forced on me, by the guys in the white suits with strait jackets...."
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Post by calypsoARION on Apr 9, 2007 16:25:14 GMT -5
He glared, though he was smiling. "I'm not that gullible..." Calypso said. But after a few seconds, he was full of curiosity. What if it really was up there? Would he never find out? And finally, he had to look. "Ha, I knew it wasn't." He nodded, then looked at the picture. "Wow, you were blonde! Did it make you dumber?" he asked, curious. Calypso couldn't help asking it, really. Because he wondered if there was any truth at all behind the dumb blondes thing. He laughed. "I know, I'm the same way," Calypso admitted. "I mean, I used to try it.. but it never ended well. Too many girls with jealousy issues 'cause I'd flirt with someone else, or I'd cheat..." Calypso knew it sounded bad, but it was the truth. "I think I'm just not meant to do the whole serious, one girl one guy relationship."
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Post by Artemis Saggezza on Apr 9, 2007 16:53:20 GMT -5
"I'm not that gullible..."
"No...you're delayed gullible." she laughed, as he looked up...."I knew i could get you..."
"Wow, you were blonde! Did it make you dumber?"
"no....just gave me a wicked headache, from the bleach. Dumb blondes, are just dumb, because they want to be.."
"I know, I'm the same way," "I mean, I used to try it.. but it never ended well. Too many girls with jealousy issues 'cause I'd flirt with someone else, or I'd cheat..." "I think I'm just not meant to do the whole serious, one girl one guy relationship."
"Yeah, ditto. Relationships take waay to much work. I just like messing around. Not, in a slut way tho...." she grinned, and kissed him, playing with his hair a little bit
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Post by calypsoARION on Apr 9, 2007 17:07:19 GMT -5
He laughed, and poked her. "Shut up. I'm not gullible, just... curious. I could help sitting there wondering what if it really was there... And I was missing it, just because I didn't want to seem stubborn." He smiled. "Headache from bleach... fun. So I suppose all those dumb blondes can't blame genetics, or.." he thought for a second, "or all those chemicals in hair dye for their dumbness?" Calypso grinned. "Good to know, in case anyone tries that 'I can't help it, I'm blonde' excuse." He laughed again. "Don't worry, I know what you mean. And you don't seem like a slut to me, anyway." He smiled, and then kissed her.
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Post by Artemis Saggezza on Apr 9, 2007 20:14:10 GMT -5
"Shut up. I'm not gullible, just... curious. I could help sitting there wondering what if it really was there... And I was missing it, just because I didn't want to seem stubborn."
She smiled, and shrugged. "Well curiousity killed the cat honey...." she smirked evilly.
"Headache from bleach... fun. So I suppose all those dumb blondes can't blame genetics, or.."..."or all those chemicals in hair dye for their dumbness?"
"No, they no longer have that excuse...." she smirked...."But one thing I can say for them. They must have a wicked pain tolerance....I almost cried, and I have a good pain tolerance. Obviously." she smiled, rubbing her wrists.
"Don't worry, I know what you mean. And you don't seem like a slut to me, anyway."
Artemis smiled.
"Good, I am many things, but a slut has never been one of them"
She kissed him back, and poked him lightly...."My god you are a twig..." she laughed good-naturedlt
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Post by calypsoARION on Apr 9, 2007 20:28:15 GMT -5
"See, and that's why I'm lucky I'm not a cat," Calypso said with a grin. "Because I don't think I'm quite ready to die yet.. or to give up being curious. It's too much fun," he said, with a nod. "Well.. I suppose you've learned your lesson about bleaching your hair?" he asked, and laughed. "Or are you planning on going blonde again some time soon?" He smiled. "I know. I mean, I tend not to like sluts. It's weird like that. Because otherwise, I don't really have a 'type'.." Calypso had liked pretty much every kind of girl, except the really snobby popular types, and the sluts. There was something just kinda... ick about them. But he usually liked the punkrocker or emo girls. He laughed, as she poked him. "Yeah, yeah. You're just jealous," he said, laughing again.
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Post by Artemis Saggezza on Apr 9, 2007 20:44:05 GMT -5
"See, and that's why I'm lucky I'm not a cat," Calypso said with a grin. "Because I don't think I'm quite ready to die yet.. or to give up being curious. It's too much fun,"
"Indeed it is. Hell, satisfaction brought back the cat..."
"Well.. I suppose you've learned your lesson about bleaching your hair?"
She smiled, and nodded. "Oh yeah. No more blond for me. Although, i think I'm getting dark blue highlights.....which is sort of contradictory, but whatever... Dark highlights?" she shook her head. She was confusing herself....
"I know. I mean, I tend not to like sluts. It's weird like that. Because otherwise, I don't really have a 'type'.."
"You just like girls." she snickered..."Well, at least I dont' have to worry about you being Gay..." she shrugged, an kissed him again.
"Yeah, yeah. You're just jealous,"
"Yeah, because there is so much there to be jealous of." she smirked...."You know, twigg really turns me on."
She laughed, and grabbed his hand, pulling him up. "Lets get the hell out of here.....blow off our 'evaluations' You up for it?"
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Post by calypsoARION on Apr 9, 2007 21:11:03 GMT -5
"Is that a real saying, or did you just make it up?" Calypso asked, a confused look on his face. "Dark highlights... yes, a contradiction. Lowlights, would they be? Except those are usually on the under part of the hair, because people usually want a lighter color on top, and.." He laughed. "And I'm completely rambling on here about a topic I know nothing about. Oh well." Calypso smiled. "Yes, basically girl is my type. Except that I don't like every girl... Just most." He laughed, and then kissed her back. "Of course it does. All the hottest guys are skinny like me." Calypso laughed, then, as he tried to regain his balance after being pulled up. "Of course. I'm always up for skipping.. Classes, meetings, psych-evaluations..." He smiled, looking at her. "So where to?"
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Post by Artemis Saggezza on Apr 10, 2007 13:48:11 GMT -5
"Is that a real saying, or did you just make it up?"
"No---its a real saying. Curiousity killed the cat, but satisfaction brought it back. What? you've never heard that before?" she smirked
"Dark highlights... yes, a contradiction. Lowlights, would they be? Except those are usually on the under part of the hair, because people usually want a lighter color on top, and.." "And I'm completely rambling on here about a topic I know nothing about. Oh well."
"See? The world of haircare is so confusing!" she said, mocking a dumb blonde..."LIke totally!"
"Yes, basically girl is my type. Except that I don't like every girl... Just most."
"And guy is my type." she smiled...."Yeah, guy in general.....some guys suck, but i can deal with teh majority of them.."
"Of course. I'm always up for skipping.. Classes, meetings, psych-evaluations..."
"Anywhre but here..." smirked, and kissed him, pulling him close to her ...."you have any ideas?"
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Post by calypsoARION on Apr 10, 2007 17:45:35 GMT -5
| OOC: Oops, sorry for not posting earlier.. For some odd reason I didn't realize you'd posted. |
Calypso looked at her suspiciously. "See, now I'm not sure whether to believe you or whether to think you're just proving how gullible I am," he said, poking her. "It's very confusing, to figure it out." He laughed, and hid behind his hands. "Eek, you're turning into a dumb blonde... Must hide! It could be contagious.." He smiled, and shook his head. "Guy in general? Great way to make me feel un-special..." he said, pretending to look offended. But he smiled when she kissed him, and he kissed her back. "I'm horribly indecisive, you should know. So I'd say it's up to you where we go. But... I refuse to go to class. Anywhere else is good."
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